This never happened to the other fella

The Thundercrawlers are enduring their first crisis with the revelation that Gregor has managed to rock up in Boulogne sans passport. An amazing conversation is unfolding: does Guy get his wife, who has VOLUNTEERED, to come to France with the passport, or do they chance getting into Suisse without it and have it Fedexed to the hotel? We all need to be married to Guy's wife - the last time so much was done by so few for so many, Churchill was smoking cigars in the Cabinet War Rooms and Lord Haw Haw was doing the breakfast show on Radio 1.

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